It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.

A statesman is a politician who didn’t get caught.

In heaven the English are the police, the French the cooks,
the Germans the mechanics, the Italians the lovers, and
the Swiss organise everything.
Now, in hell the Germans are the police, the English the cooks,
the French the mechanics, the Swiss the lovers, and the Italians
organise everything.