It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
A statesman is a politician who didn’t get caught.
In heaven the English are the police, the French the cooks,
the Germans the mechanics, the Italians the lovers, and
the Swiss organise everything.
Now, in hell the Germans are the police, the English the cooks,
the French the mechanics, the [...]

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If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress.

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